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Focus and Fight

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Crudo | 13 Comments

As the smoke clears, and the dust settles, it’s only natural for people to crave for a scapegoat to pin the blame on. Many conservatives are cannibalizing each other, blaming everyone under the sun for this loss. No, we wouldn’t have won if we nominated someone different. Romney ran as good a campaign as we could have ever asked for…

BREAKING: Misfit Politics endorses President Barack Obama

Posted on November 6, 2012 by Misfit Politics Contributors | 2 Comments

… because racism, er something. We didn’t want y’all to think we were racist by endorsing whitey. Obama/Biden 2012!!! *plus, if Obama loses, we wouldn’t have HALF the comedic material we’ve come to rely on during an Obama presidency. Tweet

Will Ferrell Wants to Eat Your Hair, For Obama

Posted on November 6, 2012 by Ben Nanke | 4 Comments

Will Ferrell will grovel on a billiards table, wearing a lounge suit made from the finest threads, as long as you agree to vote for Barack Obama. Seriously, he’ll make you a meal of roast flamingo and seared perch. He’ll bungee jump from the Golden Gate Bridge wearing nothing but an ill-fitting trash bag. He’ll eat . . . hair….

Americans and the Chick-Fil-A Effect

Posted on November 5, 2012 by Brandon | 23 Comments

I see a lot of people becoming insanely worried over this election. The polls continue to present this race as a nail biter with Romney having a hairs breadth of a lead. It’s enough to give people on both sides of the aisle a nervous breakdown. I weirdly don’t feel the need to be worried because I really feel like…

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!

Posted on October 31, 2012 by B Tupper | 0 Comments

So, here I am a HUGE Romney supporter. I’ve heard the past few weeks about the statement he put forth “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.” I thought it was touching but didn’t quite get it in all honesty. I was looking at coverage of Romney with the hurricane relief effort and then it hit me finally! Clear eyes –…

When All You Have Is Your Base, Can You Win?

Posted on October 29, 2012 by Tony | 6 Comments

By now, even the most common, low-information voter acquaintance has flooded your social network feed with some kind of Big Bird, binders, and big O-gasm-inducing web ads. It would seem that threats on public television, a forgettable gaffe by Mitt Romney, and outright disturbing comparisons of sex and voting for the president are driving the last sprint in this campaign. You thought silly season was bad….

Focus and Fight

BREAKING: Misfit Politics endorses President Barack Obama

Will Ferrell Wants to Eat Your Hair, For Obama

Americans and the Chick-Fil-A Effect

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose!

When All You Have Is Your Base, Can You Win?

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