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LimoLib Alec Baldwin On the Twitter Rage…Again

Posted on March 16, 2012 by Soopermexican | 4 Comments

As I am your longtime Alec Baldwin news correspondent, I am called upon again, to dissect and destroy the idiotic rantings of my dim-witted arch-rival… Alec (real name Alexander) has recently been outed as having a twitter sock puppet account just for the purpose of attacking conservatives. It seems that Alex seeks out Conservatives under the moniker “VictoriaNavel” and especially…

With This Ragtag Bullpen, Who Will Be Our GOP Closer?

Posted on March 13, 2012 by JasonD | 5 Comments

Ah, spring. Spring is the period of renewal and rebirth in the world, the time of year brimming with boundless potential and endless optimism. Few people understand the irrationality of springtime optimism as well as Chicago Cubs fans. Yes, for us Cubs fans, spring is our time to say “Next year is here!” and to delude ourselves into really believing…

How your favorite NASCAR driver is your favorite President

Which NASCAR Driver is Your GOP Candidate?

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Jose Galvan | 8 Comments

The race to the White House has been likened to a horse race, but more closely resembles a high octane, multi-million dollar motorsports-esque competition complete with crashing, burning and millions of Americans jeering and cheering. In addition, both the presidential contest and NASCAR are uniquely American spectacles in that both are ridiculously expensive to fan and citizen alike. Call them…

The Epic Journey to the Oval Office: 2012 Edition

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Independent Girlism | 2 Comments

As the dark times spread across Middle America, there were four brave souls tasked with bringing us back to prosperous times. They traveled far and wide, and were known as “the GOP candidates.” Their names were Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul. This is the story of their epic journey. As the 2012 campaign season came into…

Why Newt?

Posted on January 30, 2012 by Independent Girlism | 2 Comments

Why does Newt appeal to so many? In all reality, he should be bottom of the barrel for the conservative party. He has teamed up with Pelosi to help fight global warming. He’s been accused of ethics violations. He’s cheated two times that we know of, and is on his 3rd marriage. His current wife is younger than one of…

While We’ve Been Busy – Liberals Have Been Behaving Ba … Well, Like Liberals

Posted on January 25, 2012 by Blind Blueberry | 2 Comments

I dunno whether dragging out the sturm und drang of the GOP primary contest is good or bad for the party and the eventual nominee. But it’s sure good for liberals, and thus lousy for the country. The media have been hunting every dead hooker buried in Newt’s past (Hint: try his backyard, by the bird bath next to the…

LimoLib Alec Baldwin On the Twitter Rage…Again

With This Ragtag Bullpen, Who Will Be Our GOP Closer?

Which NASCAR Driver is Your GOP Candidate?

The Epic Journey to the Oval Office: 2012 Edition

Why Newt?

While We’ve Been Busy – Liberals Have Been Behaving Ba … Well, Like Liberals

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