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Donate to Project “Hugging Moore!”

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Brandon | 5 Comments

Michael Moore. Is there anyone Moore grand than he? Whether it be his ego, his bank account, or his “I live for the deep fryer” figure, Michael is the purveyor of all leftist values. -He hates the rich from his two million dollar mansion. -Boo Capitalism! Yay Hollywood selling his movies to Americans so he can make millions in that very…

November 16th, National Papa John’s Appreciation Day!

Posted on November 15, 2012 by Bailey | 26 Comments

Do you like pizza? Do you like freedom? And America? And CUTE LITTLE PUPPIES, FOR GOODNESS SAKE?!? Then you’re the perfect candidate to participate in this Friday’s National Papa John’s Appreciation Day! And then go adopt a puppy. Obamacare has left many confused and anxious as to what is to become of our healthcare system—as well as our pocketbooks—once provisions…

Free Trade Instead Of Foreign Aid

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Taylor Millard | 0 Comments

The common phrase used against those who want to take a closer look at America’s foreign policy is that they don’t want the United States involved in the world. Arizona Senator John McCain called people like Kentucky Senator Rand Paul and Texas Congressman Ron Paul part of the “isolationist wing of the Republican Party.” That simply isn’t the case. Both…

How to Troll Hippies Like a Boss

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Chris Graham | 6 Comments

I was at work a few weeks ago, a used books store, and there were two college-aged hippies on the bench in front of our window, each with a guitar, a cigarette, an ugly hat, and a distorted sense of reality. I typed up a letter . . . . . . printed it . . . …

No Pants: Three- it’s a Magic Number.

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Brodigan | 0 Comments

“The liberal disbelief at the Ryan pick is yet another indication that the left fundamentally misunderstands the right.” – Jay Cost, Weekly Standard Before we get to the column, I’m as ecstatic as the rest of you that Paul Ryan is our VP pick. And while I know haters gonna hate, anyone who thinks Ryan was picked to “appease” the…

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#Natgat Party!

Posted on July 10, 2012 by Shannon | 2 Comments

I’ll be honest, I had no idea what #natgat was all about. Ever since the whining, writhing maggots of Occupy Wall Street infected the Big Apple, I relegated them to the area of my brain that deals with buzzing flies and obnoxious odors. Besides living in tents and demanding handouts, these people really had no purpose, and therefore I ignored…

Donate to Project “Hugging Moore!”

November 16th, National Papa John’s Appreciation Day!

Free Trade Instead Of Foreign Aid

How to Troll Hippies Like a Boss

No Pants: Three- it’s a Magic Number.

#Natgat Party!

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