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Nobody Expects the Secular Inquisition!

Posted on March 8, 2012 by KJ | 8 Comments

A Lefty friend of mine posted an article objecting to several Catholic leaders asking the government to please keep church and state separate by not forcing Catholic hospitals and health plans to provide birth control. The comments and retweet blurbs included statements like “Yeah! Keep the Magisterium out of government!” Maybe five of you got that comment, because box office…

If you ain't got condoms take your broke ass home!

If You Ain’t Got No Condoms, Take Your Broke Ass Home

Posted on March 2, 2012 by KJ | 89 Comments

A law student at Georgetown wants us to panic, because if she doesn’t have access to free birth control, it’s going to cost her $3,000 a year! My God, how do the common people function without their diamond encrusted platinum diaphragms? I went to a state school, so my government diaphragm was only sterling silver with turquoise. I know, right? Deprived!…

Lights, Camera, REACTION!

Posted on January 20, 2012 by KJ | 1 Comments

ABC is about to air an interview with Marianne Gingrich, second wife to Newt Gingrich, who is now on his third. He is also competing in the Republican primaries, for the privilege of representing conservatives whilst running for the position of President against incumbent progressive Barack Obama. Surely timing is not an issue here! Surely no! Former Mrs. Gingrich the…

A Spoonful of Poo Is Still Inedible

Posted on January 13, 2012 by KJ | 9 Comments

“A little socialism isn’t bad,” said my highly intelligent friend, minutes before we returned to work. She identifies as a constitutionalist libertarian and these are the last words I expected to hear from her. That is because I only have half a brain and I need to remember that in beautiful, free America, people my age think this might actually be…

Obama is Going to Win and It’s Our Fault

Posted on January 12, 2012 by KJ | 12 Comments

If you’re a beltway insider or political expert, this assertion will confuse you, because it comes from outside the echo chamber and Twitter battles. But Obama is going to win, because the American people don’t care about what you care about. Yes, they care about jobs and stuff, but the second you say “Jobs and…” anything besides “stuff”, they’ve already…

Nobody Expects the Secular Inquisition!

If You Ain’t Got No Condoms, Take Your Broke Ass Home

Lights, Camera, REACTION!

A Spoonful of Poo Is Still Inedible

Obama is Going to Win and It’s Our Fault

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