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Guns on Bath Salts

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Chris Graham | 0 Comments

Man, guns are really going crazy lately! Just waking up one morning, putting on a pair of gun-trousers, sauntering right out of their owners’ houses, and heading for the nearest schools with intent to kill some kids. Because guns kill people, you know. They’re not simply one of the many tools capable of being used for killing; they, the guns…

Children Gather For Kid's Inaugural Concert

The FLOTUS Bangs

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Chris Graham | 55 Comments

Oh-em-gosh, you guyz! Michelle Obama changed the ‘do! Now she has BANGZ! The change was made to welcome the FLOTUS’s birthday this past Thursday, on which she turned 49 (more like flirty-nine, am I right?). TooFab.com has the perfect words to describe Mrs. Obama’s bold new look: ” . . . a bold new look . . . ” Bold…

No Death Star? Impeach. Obama. Now.

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Chris Graham | 12 Comments

Well now this administration’s really gone and done it. They’ve gone too far. After a certain petition received upwards of 34,000 signatures, the White House responded to it with a big “screw you” to the American people, declaring that, no, America will not build a Death Star. This is outrageous. I am spilling over with outrage. That is how out this…

Republican Party Out; Kitten Party In

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Chris Graham | 4 Comments

There is much worrying in Washington that the Republican Party is disintegrating and will soon go the way of the Whigs. The devolving landscape of demographics in America do pose a great threat to the Grand Old Party, with people seemingly unable to get over the word “Old.” Republican policies are outdated, or so the story goes. Because the legal…

A Royal Abortion

Posted on December 7, 2012 by Chris Graham | 20 Comments

Prince William and Kate Middleton, who are somehow considered royalty even though they don’t wear crowns or capes, are expecting their first baby. This confirms the long-held belief that they have had sex at least once. What will really piss me off is if the baby is born without a monocle. That will prove that this whole “royalty” hubbub is…

Week in Review: Friday, November 16 – Thursday, November 22

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Chris Graham | 65 Comments

Friday, November 16 – The day the Ho Hos went no-no. That’s right – Hostess, the maker of such gourmet treats as Twinkies, Zingers, and Boners, officially went out of business after filing for bankruptcy earlier this year. The bakers’ union refused to take a pay cut, so now they and thousands of others are out of a job. Because…

Guns on Bath Salts

The FLOTUS Bangs

No Death Star? Impeach. Obama. Now.

Republican Party Out; Kitten Party In

A Royal Abortion

Week in Review: Friday, November 16 – Thursday, November 22

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