There is no comedy like North Korean comedy. In this anti-American piece of prop-art, (I can call this piece of propaganda nothing less than art. Pure genius is what this is.) we see the North Koreans describe the birdless, everyday lives of Americans. Forced to live in tents and drink snow coffee, we are the most depressing people on the planet. Our only hope comes in the form of North Korean provisions provided to us by Dear Leader Kim Jong Un, who apparently managed not to eat it first.
To this video all I want to say is, look not down on our humble snow coffee and Tuesday bird stew. It’s all we can do to stay alive in this wretched country devoid of the light of Dear Leader. While you North Koreans are allowed to feed off the holy presence of Kim Jong Un, and grow strong on his smiling countenance, we have only Obama who is obviously not cool enough to wear an all-black . . . whatever it is you wear everyday. GODS! My heart aches being so far from the presence of the land of the totally free people’s of North Korea! Even your death camps are preferable to my apartment overlooking the city of Denver with a coffee shop and Japanese restaurant just below, with all-you-can-eat ribeye at the club down the street every Tuesday. Please, let us share in the glory of your glorious leader!
Also you totally didn’t have to use footage of Hungary during that massive snowfall they had after that giant flood. America is horrible enough without you having to make stuff up. Like, just yesterday I went across the street to Quiznos and they totally forgot my au jus. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK MY SNOW COFFEE WITHOUT AU JUS?!
Mmmmm . . . delicious, imperialist snow coffee.