Welcome to Tweets of the Week! I managed to survive the DNC with (most of) my sanity intact! How did I accomplish this amazing feat? I watched about an hour of it and then got bored because every speaker was basically yelling (seriously, did those idiots ever use a microphone before?) the same thing. As always, you can follow me on Twitter here (tweet me and I’ll follow back and stuff).
Now on to the tweets!!
Chelsea Grunwald understands what REALLY matters in life, abortion, free birth control and worshiping the supreme deity Obama:
43 consecutive months of 8% unemployment, smallest workforce since 1981, $16T debt, BUT we have free birth control! #Forward2012
— Chelsea Grunwald (@chelseagrunwald) September 7, 2012
Todd is so right; Obama’s economic plan is working so well that August had some of the best job numbers ever!! Yay Recovery Summer!!!
— Todd (@DCToddM) September 7, 2012
Rachel Veronica and Emily Zanotti have discovered one of the most wonderful effects Obama can have on carbon based life forms:
Even the cat hates the sound of Obama’s voice. RT @emzanotti: THE CAT JUST SH*T ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM.
— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) September 7, 2012
Sara Johnson is a racist for questioning if GM is the most profitable company ever:
When GM is still losing money how exactly are they considered saved? #dnc2012
— Sara Johnson (@saracjohnsonGA) September 7, 2012
Brandon Kiser doesn’t understand that it’s OK that John Kerry is rich because he didn’t earn it. The problem with Romney is that he actually earned his money by starting a company that he didn’t build. John Kerry just married a bottle of ketchup.
Reminder: Kerry is uber rich. And mostly because he married a ketchup woman. #DNC2012
— Brandon Kiser (@BrandonKiser) September 7, 2012
Evan, it doesn’t matter that Ted Kennedy actually killed a woman because he’s a Kennedy. Remember, a Kennedy can do anything and get away with it (except vote Republican, but that will never happen) because he or she is a Kennedy and the Left absolutely worships them.
Ted Kennedy, the only soldier in the War on Women with a confirmed kill. #tcot
— Evan (@DukeMaximum) September 5, 2012
Why is ExJon so anti-choice? Also, Obama has totally created 100 bajillion jobs; that’s why the unemployment rate fell yesterday.
President Obama should stop aborting jobs.
— Jôn G. (@ExJon) September 5, 2012
Shannonomous says what I’ve been saying for years; leftists are like toddlers who whine about stuff not being fair when they don’t get their way:
Hey, #DNC, you know who else whines about things not being fair? Children.
— Shannonomous(@lembas_n_coffee) September 4, 2012
The Chart of the Week award goes to Orwell Force for pointing out how evil Oba- er, I mean Bush is:
— Orwell Force (@OrwellForce) September 3, 2012
Leah doesn’t understand that the only real minorities or real women are Democrats. If you are a Republican, you are immediately an old, rich, white, male, inbred, southern hillbilly who thinks the south will rise again.
#HowToPissOffADemocrat Be Allen West, Marco Rubio, Mia Love, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, or Ted Cruz.
— Leah (@gopfirecracker) September 3, 2012
Andrew trolls the Occupiers. Too bad the DNC moved Obama’s speech from totally not Bank of America Stadium on account of a lack of people attending. Wait, no, I mean rain. Yeah that’s right, Obama’s speech was moved because of rain. Lots and lots of rain.
— Andrew A Bair (@ProLifePolitics) September 2, 2012
EquitusB helps us understand Obama’s economic plan:
— equitusB (@equitusB) September 2, 2012
Lee Doren points out a very depressing fact:
Stop what you’re doing for a second and reflect about the fact that there are undecided voters.
— Lee Doren (@LDoren) September 1, 2012
And now for your weekly dose of lefty stupidity:
This!!! RT @iamenidcoleslaw: Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win
— Touré (@Toure) September 4, 2012
That’s right, everyone go get abortions now in case Mitt Romney becomes president and overrides a Supreme Court decision with an executive order. Not pregnant? Doesn’t matter, go get an abortion anyway! Free abortions for all or something!!!
Seriously . . .
Anyway, see you all next week (if college doesn’t kill me before then).