I sincerely hope you’re watching the DNC. The entertainment value is so very high, especially if you’re into soap-opera-level bad acting, not based in reality, with a side of lies. The Democrats are trying terribly hard to be relevant, as evidenced by their tractor-beam strength focus on the issues affecting all of America, like free birth control and Code Pink’s giant vaginas.
Before the DNC got into full poop-flinging swing, there was this lovely ad:
Wow, what an indictment, right? Hard-hitting, coming from former Republican women, right? Yeah, except those aren’t really Republican women. Try registered Democrats. For years. Want some ice for that truthache, proggies? Besides, those were some serious hags, and everyone knows all the attractive women are Republicans.
So the Democrats lied. Nothing new.
Then tonight at the DNC, the Democrats tried again. Because being caught blatantly lying the first time wasn’t embarrassing enough for them, apparently. Eager to show support for the little guys, the teachers, the coal miners, and the firefighters, the DNC had Doug Stern, Cincinnati firefighter, speak. Doug Stern was a long-time Republican, they said. He was disillusioned by right-wing extremism, they said. He was deeply, emotionally affected by the Republicans’ attempts to destroy the middle class. *snifflesob* The drama, the drama!
The one big fat problem with that is that Doug Stern is a union spokesman in Cincinnati. Most notably, he fought for the repeal of Senate Bill 5 in Ohio, which limited collective bargaining rights for public-sector employees, because God forbid elections NOT be bought and sold by unions. Since when are conservatives union spokesmen? Maybe Doug Stern was a registered Republican once . . . back when woman-eating Clintons roamed the earth and everyone feared for his life.
D’awwww, and the lie was going so well! Poor sad Democrats. They suck so hard they have to pretend to be Republicans to get people to listen.
America isn’t stupid, and we know how to use the internet, proggies. Pants on fire, yo.