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Senate Round Up

September 26, 2012
By JDtheBard
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Does the sound of Harry Reid’s voice give you indigestion? Are you tired of the label “Do-Nothing Congress” when you know bills die in the Senate? ARE YOU READY TO REPEAL OBAMACARE?

There are many fronts to the #WAR and many battles still in progress. The harsh reality of politics is that sometimes you have to grin and bear a less-than-stellar candidate for a more important end goal. That’s easy for me to say since my next senator will be Ted Cruz. But from my comfortably red state of Texas, there are still some fights I can get into and help win. If you’re in my position, pick another state to fight for because it’s the whole country on the line.

Missouri

Todd Foot-In-Mouth Akin (R-MO) vs. Claire ClaireBear McCaskill (D-MO): Akin said something stupid. You can get the taste of toe jam out eventually. You can’t repeal Obamatax without a Senate majority. ClaireBear is a rubber stamp for Obama and thinks conservatives are dangerous. But Akin’s closer than you might think and some support would go a long way. Have some mouthwash and get busy, Missouri.

North Dakota

Rick Berg (R-ND, freshman in the House) vs. Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND, state attorney general): North Dakota is having an economic boom thanks to oil and natural gas. Imagine such a pivotal economic state getting dragged into the blue. I’ve never been to North Dakota, but Rick Berg needs some more reinforcements.

Indiana

Richard Tea-Party-legit Mourdock (R-IN) vs. Joe Donnelly (D-IN): I’m glad the NRSC is sending money into Indiana but perhaps Indiana needs man power now. Door-knockers. Because this would not only be sweet for a Senate majority, but a major tea party victory. It’s time to dig in deep and finish this game. No losing in the fourth quarter. Need firing up? Get the opposition’s take on the race.

Ohio

Josh Mandel (R-OH) vs. Sherrod “Won’t Take Questions from Dana Loesch” Brown (D-OH): Ohio needs a ton of help for both the senatorial and the presidential election. Strap on your boots and see how you can help spread the RR/Mandel word. Sherrod Brown, the incumbent, believes unemployment is good and a war on coal is a worthy goal.

Massachusetts

Scott Hold-Your-Nose Brown (R-MA) vs. Elizabeth Fauxchontas Warren (D-MA): The woman lies about being a Native Ameircan. The woman doesn’t have a law license. Scott Brown, while rather dreamy-looking, was supposed to be our saving vote on Obamatax. Well to get a repeal, we’ll absolutely need him for a Senate majority. Plus, really, Massachusetts? FAUXCHONTAS?!

Connecticut

Linda McMahon (R-CT former WWE CEO) vs. Chris Murphy (D-CT – current House member): It’d be easy to write off Connecticut as a Yankee liberal wasteland, and having Lisa Murkowski in your corner is not a resounding endorsement of conservatism for Linda McMahon. But since when do Americans roll over for something worthwhile because it’s not easy? Murphy wants to close Gitmo and is pals with Chris Dodd. These are not hard ads to write.

Maine

Charlie Summers  (R-ME) vs. Angus King (I- ME, Liberal Independent) vs. Cynthia Dill (D – ME, actual Democrat): A three way race that could go red? Whodathunkit? Olympia Snowe (R-ME), queen of squishy rhinos, is retiring, which is great. But again, Senate majority takes R’s by the name. What’s worse, Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro says the Obama regime is throwing money into Maine.

Wisconsin

Tommy Thompson (R- WI, former governor) vs. Tammy Baldwin (D, WI): Okay, Thompson wasn’t the conservative’s first pick. That was Neumann. Tough noogies, the primary’s is over. We have fought so hard to help Governor Walker and Lieutenant Governor Kleefisch, so why cede a Senate seat now? It’s a statistical toss up. Take that hill, soldier!

Montana

Denny Rehberg (Montana’s lone House rep) vs. Jon Tester (incumbent): Tester supported Obamatax and the stimulus. Montana is a heavy union state but polls show it’s close. Close is good. Winning is better.

Virginia

George Allen (R-VA) vs. Tim Kaine (D-VA): Virginia is a swing state for both the White House and the Senate, and it’s going to come down to the finish line. Allen is not respected by all Virginia Republicans (to put it nicely), but END GOAL is repealing Obamatax. There are your choices. Hold your nose and go. *Editor’s note: Tim Kaine is a fan of enacting Obama’s ‘share the wealth mentality’ and likes to spread VA tax dollars around. It’s frustrating to see your Northern VA tax dollars (sorely needed for transportation improvements and deservingly invested into local education) head to Richmond schools where your children will never attend. Oh yeah, and… repealing Obamacare means we need Allen’s vote. Let’s elect Allen, ok?*

Nevada

Dean Heller (R- NV, incumbent) vs. Shelley Berkley (D- NV, Democrat Congresswoman): Nevada has many problems, starting with a cowboy poetry fanatic named Harry Reid. Rasmussen says it’s close. Berkley’s smart enough to run away (in word, not deed) from Obama but that doesn’t excuse the D behind her name.

Florida

Connie Mack (R-FL, current House rep) vs. Bill Nelson (D-FL, incumbent): Mack is behind and Florida tends to swing back and forth. Read up on Nelson’s lovely Senate record and help Mack out.

 

I didn’t touch a few more races: Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Michigan, and Hawaii. But they are out there too.

Pick a race and get busy. Not fighting is for pansies. Pansies don’t deserve and certainly won’t keep freedom. Sound off who you plan to work for in the comments.

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  1. JD says:
    September 26, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    I sent money to Mourdock and Akin. I think the next round of funds will go to Mandel and Summers.

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  2. Charles says:
    September 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    If you can’t send money send something more valuable: time. Either with phone calls, opening direct mail, handing out lit, etc. It’s not that hard folks!

    Reply

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