President Obama and his campaign smurfs have been so desperate to be on message that their thirst for relevancy has taken an hilarious turn. Recently, some Ramen-starved campaign intern sent out a tweet informing folks that Mitt had a Swiss bank account of $3 million in 2010. Obviously, the Obama campaign figured this was an urgent and dire issue that was worth notifying to the Navy Seals Team 6 and such, so I’m going to bring attention to it! It’s possible they were expecting reactions like these:
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! Didn’t Jeremiah Wright teach him that it is better to give than to receive?! Imagine how many handouts he could’ve paid for!
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! Is it possible that Bill Ayers is a financier of the account?!
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! Let me go hurry up and purchase some health insurance before he taxes me and adds to his millions!
-OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! He’ll take my money and distribute it to union members!
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! How dare he make money instead of taking it to create jobs through food stamps! What a selfish pig!
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! If I pray hard enough, maybe he’ll evolve around the idea of creating a separate fund for same-sex couples!
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! He is sooooo out of touch! He should have invested it in Solyndra and provided Americans with the green energy they deserve!
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! He should’ve contributed his wealth to cutting the deficit some more. After all, Obama cut it in half during his first term!
- OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! He isn’t patriotic enough! He could’ve sponsored a Sarah Jessica Parker fundraiser to inspire small businesses to go out and hire folks!
That Mitt Romney fella . . . his money makes him a rich snob. Just cheer me up and give me my entitlement program . . . NOW!
OMG! Ted Kennedy has….oh wait that doesn’t count. OMG! JFK has….no that doesn’t work. OMG! John Kerry has….hmmm…. OMG! John Edwards…… OMG! Obama…. OMG! Diane Feinstein….OMG! Jon Corzine…OMG! Nasty Pelosi…..
wow I guess it only matters when you don’t have a D. So-D I-D can-D say-D anything-D ridiculous-D and-D outrageous-D, all-D I-D have-D to-D do-D is-D have-D A-D D-D next-D and-D I-D won’t-D be-D accused-D of-D racism-D or-D hypocrisy-D, but-D I-D can-D be-D as-D blatantly-D racist-D and-D hypocritical-D. Got-D it-D.
WWBD? What Would Breitbart Do?-D
Fidel Castro has plenty of offshore accounts but that doesn’t bother me because cubans have waaaay to much to eat not to mention freedom….
I trust Fidel more than i do Mittins
Actually Yassir Arafat did too, yet the Palistineans kept blaming Israel for their poverty. Go figure.
WWBD? What Would Brietbart Do?
Mitt you are running for US President and it seems you have Swiss bank accounts you need to clear that up because it suggest that you don’t trust US banks and you might be attempting to avoid US taxes there is one way to clean that up by releasing 10 years of tax returns.
His campaign initially suggested that he opened a Swiss bank account because he wanted Swiss Francs, as he thought the $ was going to tank, but that doesn’t make any kind of sense. You can buy Swiss currency any time you like – you don’t need a Swiss bank account to do that.
They need to get their story straight.
The bigger stories are
1. How did he get $100 million in his IRA account?
2. Why did he release 20 years of tax returns to the McCain campaign but not to the American people?
3. What was in those returns that was so bad that McCain chose Sarah Palin instead?
4. Why did he lie about when he left Bain capital?
Why care?
“Fidel Castro has plenty of offshore accounts but that doesn’t bother me because cubans have waaaay to much to eat not to mention freedom…”
What exactly is your point here, numbnuts?
“Why care?”
Well, at a guess, I’d say it is important to know if your President is honest or not.
We already know he’s an amoral destroyer of American companies and jobs, now we need to know if he’s a crook as well.
Though to be fair, Romney did invent Obamacare, so we have to give him kudos for that.
ACTUALLY, union thugs and liberal indoctrination aka the “why work if ya don’t have to” mind set is what killed American jobs…Romnay just showed the only way to make companies survive when you have over reaching govt. and too many losers gettign paid not to work. So simple a caveman could get it…..and maybe someday a liberal.
Liberals apparently are in a big rush to make their own version of the Birther conspiracies, I say, more power to ya, you ridiculous clowns.
AMEN!
“ACTUALLY, union thugs and liberal indoctrination aka the “why work if ya don’t have to” mind set is what killed American jobs…Romnay just showed the only way to make companies survive when you have over reaching govt. and too many losers gettign paid not to work.”
You seem to be very down on Americans, why do you hate Americans?
I don’t some of my best friends are Americans, I think you will find they are quite nice.
Romney (with an ‘E’, I think you will find) killed American jobs by taking over viable American companies and then forcing them to take out huge loans. He then charged them massive ‘management and intermediary fees’ for helping them acquire the loans they did not need. Then when the companies collapsed under the weight of the loan and fee repayments the value of the loss was written off against Bain taxes.
Nice work if you can get it.
” So simple a caveman could get it…..and maybe someday a liberal.”
Well, I don’t know any Liberals, but if I ever meet one, I’ll be sure to ask.
Um, sorry small axe, but only YOU and the rest of the libtards truly hate Americans. I actually SERVED my fellow Americans. So, I must respectfully ask you to KISS MY ASS! Thanks!
He is not from here this moron live in England.
“Um, sorry small axe, but only YOU and the rest of the libtards truly hate Americans. I actually SERVED my fellow Americans. So, I must respectfully ask you to KISS MY ASS! Thanks!”
I’d need a mouth the size of Jupiter to kiss your morbidly obese, wobbly, white ass, so if you don’t mind I’ll take a rain check on that one.
RACIST!
Yes I know you are, Corran.
But I would keep your self-analysis to yourself in the future if I were you.