Welcome to tweets of the week for the week of May 5th, 2012. As always, you can follow me on Twitter here (tweet me and I’ll follow back). Remember, all tweets are chosen at my discretion and I’m partially biased to certain people (because their tweets are awesome). Now on to the tweets!!!
Ken Gardener exposes Obama’s #WarOnJobs:
Noted Twitter addict Kevin Eder has figured out why Obama and the Democrats opposed Bush’s deficits:
Meredith Dake exposes Obama’s record of death (and probably pisses off the left like she always does):
Derek Hunter thinks that Biden is Obama’s gutsiest call. I agree:
Orwell Force remembers when the president had the power to control the weather:
Bardic Heart asks why voter ID is racist yet having to have an ID to buy a gun isn’t:
Political Math misses the glory days of NASA:
The Sooper Mexican goes after anyone who is against capitalism (read Occupy):
Jimmie Bise wonders why OWS didn’t occupy the White House Correspondent Dinner:
Erin Brown asks what would happen if all 3 of the people out on May Day were actively looking for a job:
Chelsea Grunwald tells us what a stupid Occupier told her (How we gonna tweet about corporate greed? ON OUR iPHONES!!):
Kurt Schlichter points out the latest demographic that is rapidly flocking to support Elizabeth Warren:
Cameron Gray points out what minority Elizabeth Warren is claiming to be now:
Tabitha Hale is offended by #Julia:
And now I give you Twitter’s saga of #Julia:
Leah tells us what happened to #Julia at age 5:
Lou tells us what happened to Julia when she started her own business (which for the sake of this short story will be at age 30):
I (yes, I did just include my own tweet in my TotW post) have discovered what will happen to #Julia at age 33:
Kira Davis tells us what happens to #Julia (now a zombie for 34 years yet still eligible for government benefits due to the Zombie Rights Act of 2017) at age 67:
1 year later, at age 68, #Julia dies after her government Brain Stamps (the food stamp equivalent for zombies) run out when the US government finally goes bankrupt.
Now it’s time for everyone’s weekly dose of Leftist stupidity! This week I give you a Leftist who doesn’t understand how Google Ads work:
See you all next week!