Welcome to Tweets of the Week! As always, you can follow me on Twitter here (tweet me and I’ll follow back). I’ll admit that most of this week’s tweets are from the #BecauseOfObama hashtag game, but that’s because they are awesome tweets and I’m lazy. Now on to the tweets!!
First off, we have George Barr, who is sick of leftists calling him stupid. I feel your pain man:
Apparently, I’m a “know-nothing”…which is why numerous people say that I’m the smartest person they know.
— George Barr (@georgebarr) May 11, 2012
The tweeting pineapple has found out the next WaPo scoop on Mitt Romney. This information is startling and makes him unelectable:
BREAKING: @MittRomney had a crush on babysitter! How deeply does this damage his family values image? @washingtonpost investigates! #sarc — Pineapple Candidate (@2012Pineapple) May 11, 2012
Gabriella Hoffman is taking a totally racist stand by supporting school choice:
#SchoolChoice = #BestChoice. Teachers Unions put student interests last; like to make money first. Kids deserve better. #tcot#resist44 — Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) May 10, 2012
Rocks ‘Em exposes what Romney really did wrong by cutting that kid’s hair in high school. This type of crime carries a minimum sentence of 200 punishment hugs from Occupy Wall Street’s head shaman, Oak Leaf:
Romney’s real crime was not bullying but making that kid ineligible to join #occupy movement where it’s illegal to cut or wash your hair.
— RocksEm (@RocksEm) May 10, 2012
AG Conservative thinks Obama is more of a bully than Mitt Romney. What a racist:
Do you know who the real bully is? The president that consistently uses identity politics & lies to silence his opponents. Barack Obama.
— AG (@AG_Conservative) May 10, 2012
TK tells Twitter how Obama is making England love us again (since the UK and the rest of the world hated us when he took office):
#beacuseofobama the brits got their bust of Churchill back & the queen got an iPod.
— ~TK~ (@psa563) May 10, 2012
RB accuses Obama of pushing Grandma off of a cliff. Obama loves Grandma; it’s Paul Ryan who hates her. FORWARD!!
#BecauseofObama entitlement programs are due to become insolvent YEARS ahead of schedule. (For the Obots, “insolvent” is bad thing.)
— RB (@RBPundit) May 10, 2012
Eric Morris is a total racist for daring to question the wisdom of raising taxes while racking up debt:
#beacuseofobama My future is being taxed and spent into nonexistence.
— Eric Morris (@EricMorris) May 10, 2012
Greg points out that Obama’s record is so great that 40% of Democrats in West Virginia would rather have a convicted felon as president:
#BecauseOfObama a federal inmate got 40 percent of the vote from him in WV
— Greg (@FoolishReporter) May 10, 2012
Derek Hunter tells us the great gift Obama gave us. Only $50,111 in debt? At least it isn’t $1,000,000 in debt like Mitt Romney wants to happen to you because he hates poor people!
#BecauseofObama your share of the national debt is $50,111.
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) May 10, 2012
Brad Thor points out how Obama has totally reduced the unemployment rate:
#BecauseofObama we have the worst stretch of unemployment since the Great Depression.
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) May 10, 2012
Tabitha Hale highlights how Obama is helping college students:
#becauseofobama over half of recent college grads are unable to find work. #FORWARD
— Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) May 10, 2012
Chris of Rights didn’t blame the Tea Party for the downgrade. What a racist:
#BecauseofObama America received its first credit downgrade. Ever.
— Chris Of Rights (@ChrisOfRights) May 10, 2012
Crudo has a suggestion for people who are mad at North Carolina for banning gay marriage:
Here’s a NOVEL idea. If you don’t agree with North Carolina’s laws, DON’T LIVE THERE.
— Crudo (@Crudotastic) May 10, 2012
Katie supports the 10th Amendment. RACIST!!
<— supports States being able to make their own damn decisions through the democratic process, whether or not I agree with the outcome.
— Kate (@katearthsis) May 10, 2012
Michael Deppisch has discovered what Obama is calling gay marriage:
Come on, guys. Obama isn’t really in support of gay marriage… It’s a kinetic homosexual nuptial action.
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) May 9, 2012
Brandon Kiser wants to know if Obama supports the next important social issue:
Does Obama support the ability of same-sex couples to get divorced? Because that’s not on the books in many places either.
— Brandon Kiser (@BrandonKiser) May 9, 2012
Kevin Eder fails to realize that the left has a Meghan McCain, her name is Meghan McCain:
Why doesn’t the left have a Meghan McCain? Heaven knows they deserve one.
— Kevin (@keder) May 9, 2012
ExJon compares Obama’s foreign and social policy to Dick Cheney’s and makes the Left’s collective head explode:
Gitmo’s open, drones are icing bad guys, gay marriage praised… it’s like Dick Cheney is president.
— Jon G. (@ExJon) May 9, 2012
Jim Geraghty points out the best candidate for president in 2012:
“No Preference 2012: Because he’s never taken a policy stance you disagree with.”
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) May 9, 2012
Leah Blair wants to know if she’s 1/32nd moose:
If my great, great grandfather shot a moose, does that make me part moose? #ElizabethWarrenLogic
— Leah Blair (@leahblizz) May 8, 2012
Dana Loesch goes after the totally anti-bullying bullies on the left:
If bullying is bad, I expect throngs of progs to condemn Savage AND condemn Obama’s bullying of born-alive abortion survivors. #BAIPA
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) May 10, 2012
And now for your weekly dose of leftist stupidity:
#GOP #Republicans How about all u evil racist homophobic thugs Just stay home till Nov Don’t pass any more legislation TakeYoAssesHome #p2
— Reda StCyr (@StCyrlyMe2) May 10, 2012
Behold, as this leftist calls everyone who doesn’t agree with her racist and homophobic. Why is it that the Left can’t manage to use correct punctuation or capitalization? Also she spelled homophone wrong.
See you all next week!
Is the homophone a gay phone and why will the not vote for Obama? Is he anti-gay phone marriage?
he doesn’t respect gay phones like Mitt Romney does
I’m sorry, but the 54% of college grads not having jobs is definitely not Obama’s fault.
We live in a culture that expects and obligates high school graduates to attend college whether said graduates want to or not. In European countries, higher education is free, but not everyone goes to college. Here, students left and right go to crappy colleges nobody has ever heard of outside of a 60 mile radius because they don’t know what they want to do with their lives. Now, when said students apply for a job and compete against an upper-tier college grad, who do you think will receive the job?
Second: college graduates that receive degrees in 12th century Romanian poetry, folk dancing, basket weaving, Post-Revolution French artwork, etc, are probably going to have a tougher time finding jobs. It’s that simple.
Third: People in the States seem to take major issue with working a job that may or may not be below them. I’m sorry, but very few twenty-somethings have been hired to become CEOs or CFOs. I would much rather take a job that may be below my skill levels rather than contribute to the major amounts of unemployment. And, by having these jobs, it builds experience, which also contributes to employers wanting to hire a person.