Hi, Aquaman here, and I just wanted to say a few words concerning Batman and his oh-so-awesomeness-that-everybody-loves-and-makes-countless-movies-about-when-I-don’t-even-have-ONE!
Can he talk to fish? NO! Can he swim really really fast? NO!
I mean sure he could probably make a device that communicates with fish, and he does have that bitchin’ speed boat COME ON! Now he’s talking about the occupiers?
At least THEY care about the environment! I never once saw Batman attend a PETA rally, or donate money to the world wildlife foundation. Now I love truth, justice, and the American way as much as the next guy but that bat bastard takes it too far by warning people about the occupiers…like they’re some kind of dangerous or whatever! I mean it’s very clear that the whole rape thing was made up as uncovered by Keith Olbermann.
…hey whatever happened to that guy.
Anyway, you can see Batman’s latest “PSA” on Occupiers or whatever here. Try not to guano your pants from how partisan he is. I mean anyone who puts money, cool gadgets, success, and umpteen different styles of martial arts over fish is just ridiculous.
Maybe people would care about you Bro if weren’t always picking fights with land dwellers. i mean seriously man what is the deal with that?
Face it Aqualoser, you’re just jealous of Batman. Everyone knows the only reason you were allowed to be a member of the Justice League was so that they wouldn’t get sued for discriminating against Aquatic-Americans. Batman is a billionaire genius martial arts expert. And what can you do? Talk to fish? Give it up. You’re more suited for a job in an aquarium than being a super hero. Now shut up and find me the tastiest swordfish you can, I want a nice swordfish steak.
(yes, I except that I am a nerd)