Maybe it’s the teacher in me, or maybe it’s because I’ve worked with teenagers for so long, but… I absolutely cannot STAND whiners. I mean, there are starving kids in Africa (see Mom, I listened!), and you want to tell me how tough your life is in America?! In the words of that wicked, white-Hispanic RINO Marco Rubio, “c’mon, man!” My extreme aversion to all things whiny is part of why I despise the femicrazies of the Left. That’s all they do – whine. They cry about the non-existent wage gap between men and women, boo-hoo about the oppressive, patriarchal American culture, and GOD FORBID YOU TOUCH ZEE MOST SACRED BIRTH CONTROL!! Keep your rosaries off my ovaries, you . . . you . . . REPUBLICAN!!
Somebody bump up the blood pressure meds for these womyn. Holy smokes. It must suck to be victims all the time. Not that I’d know. I’m conservative. Victimization isn’t my thing. Like I said, I can’t stand whiners.
Listen y’all, there is no wage gap between men and women. It does not exist. At one time it did, but it doesn’t anymore. The femicrazies want you to believe it does though, because victims vote Democrat. They start in with the nonsensical proposition that women earn, on average, 22% less than men. *gasp* Call Code Pink! Call the National Organization for Women! Call Joy Behar! This is outrageous! Except it’s a total lie, girls! Oopsies!
Seriously, shut up about the “wage gap.” There’s no such thing. Do some freaking research and quit your whining.
But . . . but . . . America’s patriarchal society oppresses womyn! The femme-agogues still have that talking point right? Well yeah, if you think women having lower insurance rates than men is oppressive. Or that the Whole Foods cashier offering to carry my bags to my car for me because I’m female is oppressive. Or if you think the six-year-old boy that held the door for me this morning is secretly rubbing his grubby hands together in anticipation of the day he can have a woman to push around. Dang, if this is oppression, sign me up! This rocks! Quit the whining femmes, I want lower insurance rates!
But don’t Republicans want to force women to have babies against their will? Or as one femicrazy tweeted to me this week, “don’t Texas Republicans go around raping 9-year-old girls and forcing them to carry the rape-babies to term? Birth control for everyone! Back off my pills, you racistsexisthomophobicwhitemal
epoorhaterSOBs! Abortions are necessary! MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!”
No girls, we don’t care if you use the Pill. Or condoms, or any other kind of birth control. Quit your whining. Republicans aren’t trying to take away your birth control, so just stop making crap up. Abortion is not birth control, however; it’s population control. If it weren’t, Margaret Sanger, the eugenicist founder of Planned Parenthood, America’s leading abortion provider, would not have said, “We do not want the word to get out that we want to exterminate the Negro population.” Abortion, racist? Naaaaaah. Ignore those statistics behind the curtain. Do Republicans want to restrict abortion? You bet your bra-burnings we do. Something about saving helpless children just makes us feel like heroes or whatever. Call it the Mother Theresa syndrome if you want.
Bottom line: few people are going to buy the idea that women have it super tough here in the USA, so you might as well quit belly-aching right now. Hello, honor killings, anyone? Acid attacks? Burqas? Public whippings? Yeah that stuff doesn’t happen here. (Minus an honor killing here and there, which America actually prosecutes) Get real, feminists- your lives are great. Quit your whining. Or at the very least, stop pretending you speak for all women when you’re out there acting like a bratty four-year-old whose daddy won’t give her a lollipop. America is over it, and we’re over you too.