We have both been tiptoeing around each other for almost 4 years now. When you first came into my life, I really thought this was going to be a good thing . . . you know, all that “Hope and Change” stuff . . . *sigh*
I waited for it, and then you walloped me by telling all my potential friends and clients not to come near me! You said that being in my presence “sends the wrong message!” WTF was that all about?! But I forgave you anyway. Stupid me!
Next, you come into town and it’s like you don’t even acknowledge all the work I did just for you! I closed parts of myself down, made sure you had an escort wherever you went, etc. I thought you might buy me a nice dinner, but no, you flew back out the same day. Nice. And this didn’t just happen once or twice . . . it was EVERY TIME. Still, I reminded myself that your schedule was crazy and kept hoping that next time we would spend some quality time together. I was so foolish!
Your last few visits have been ones where you ask my friends and roommates for money so you can keep your precious job! H-E-L-L-O?! Can you not see that we all are struggling to keep our own jobs?! Leave our houses alone! GEEZ!
So I watch you with your other cities, and what do I see? Apology after apology! Where’s mine?! I mean, it’s like you can’t even see how much you have hurt me! Didn’t I work TIRELESSLY to get you where you are? Don’t you have fun when you are with me?
This last visit was the final straw. You fly in at lunch, no phone call, no “Hey, wanna grab a bite?” You head straight to BOULDER CITY! What has she ever offered you? OHHHHHH a freaking solar plant! How romantic! I give you money, an airport to fly your stupid plane into, and you go off with a SOLAR PLANT??? THAT’S IT! I am soooooooo over you!
Good luck finding a nicer, sexier city with as fabulous cooking and entertainment skills as I have!
We are so over Barack . . .
P.S. Your speeches aren’t even that great!!