Dear Barack,
We have both been tiptoeing around each other for almost 4 years now. When you first came into my life, I really thought this was going to be a good thing . . . you know, all that “Hope and Change” stuff . . . *sigh*
I waited for it, and then you walloped me by telling all my potential friends and clients not to come near me! You said that being in my presence “sends the wrong message!” WTF was that all about?! But I forgave you anyway. Stupid me!
Next, you come into town and it’s like you don’t even acknowledge all the work I did just for you! I closed parts of myself down, made sure you had an escort wherever you went, etc. I thought you might buy me a nice dinner, but no, you flew back out the same day. Nice. And this didn’t just happen once or twice . . . it was EVERY TIME. Still, I reminded myself that your schedule was crazy and kept hoping that next time we would spend some quality time together. I was so foolish!
Your last few visits have been ones where you ask my friends and roommates for money so you can keep your precious job! H-E-L-L-O?! Can you not see that we all are struggling to keep our own jobs?! Leave our houses alone! GEEZ!
So I watch you with your other cities, and what do I see? Apology after apology! Where’s mine?! I mean, it’s like you can’t even see how much you have hurt me! Didn’t I work TIRELESSLY to get you where you are? Don’t you have fun when you are with me?
This last visit was the final straw. You fly in at lunch, no phone call, no “Hey, wanna grab a bite?” You head straight to BOULDER CITY! What has she ever offered you? OHHHHHH a freaking solar plant! How romantic! I give you money, an airport to fly your stupid plane into, and you go off with a SOLAR PLANT??? THAT’S IT! I am soooooooo over you!
Good luck finding a nicer, sexier city with as fabulous cooking and entertainment skills as I have!
We are so over Barack . . .
SCREW YOU,
Las Vegas
P.S. Your speeches aren’t even that great!!
I like.
And if I might be so bold as to suggest a breakup anthem — I did this back in ’10, but I think it’ll prolly still work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE2H_Pa26WY&feature=channel
Hey, they made their bed…
I can’t say I’m really all that sorry to see ‘blue’ cities hurt. Stupidity should be painful.
ROFLMAO… this is just priceless!
Maybe Obama can spend one of his thirty vacations per year in Vegas, take a weekend, do the strip? Nah.
As a resident of said city… Don’t feel too bad, the local pundits give him cover out here. It sucks! But hey at least our former mayor had the courage to stand up to him, after all Oscar was the Happiest Mayor in the Universe!
While I do agree Obama hasn’t done anything for our city, his friends in the Culinary Union are doing enough to keep MMA out of New York by funding politicians in that state to keep UFC out because they want to hurt the Station Casino Owners… Funny thing… It isn’t hurting UFC to go hold events in other cities and countries if the Culinary wants to keep spending their members dues in other states and doing nothing but hurting their own cause I am all for it, and glad they are spending the money in other states!!!
Thank you all for the comments! Living in Vegas is interesting enough……having Obama intertwined with us makes it almost surreal!
Here’s hoping to no more visits!
Where in Vegas… Misfits UNITE and PARTY in VEGAS!!! So glad I am not alone in this city!
I am in the NW area of town…..nowhere NEAR the Strip! LOL! Indeed we MUST unite in this crazy city!
SEE?
I told you he was a good-for-nothing smooth talker who only cares about himself.
i hear you’re still helping pay for his rent.
Do I have to explain how totally bad this is?
Really, you need to go all the way with this and evict this loser. The only way you’re going to regain your self esteem is by getting that two timing player completely out of your life.
There, I said it. Now do something about it.