Meghan McCain has to be the smartest and most wellest educated political pundit out there right now. She’s not like an icky conservative like a lot of other Republican pundits, but she is like totally a progressive.
She is like totally smart because she uses big words like bedlam and hysteria (I like had to look them up because she’s like wayyyyyyyyyyyyy smarter than me).
You also know she’s really smart because she wrote a book. It got three stars on Amazon, and as everyone knows, three stars is the highest rating for a book like ever. You can tell that this book is totally like super duper good because sexist meanies on the right don’t like the book.
Meghan McCain is also really super awesome because she is a commentator for the bestest cable news network on TV, MSNBC. It’s so much better than that racist, anti-sex, Fox News and they have like totally awesome progressive people like Rachel Maddow and Ed Schultz. They also employ the best television host in the world, Al Sharpton. On MSNBC she gives great commentary like saying that if her daddy endorsed that icky social conservative Rick Santorum that she’d be like slitting her like wrists.
I don’t know why no one like takes Meghan McCain seriously. She like talks really like good and is like hot and has like boobs. And she also does great commentary, like here, where she says that Michele Bachmann is a poor man’s Sarah Palin and then here, where she says Bachmann is actually a thinking man’s Sarah Palin. Like Meghan has to be so smart to think both of those things about like that icky conservative Michele Bachmann.
So do you have any reasons why you think Meghan McCain is like super smart?
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It is my belief that Ms McCain will grow weary of trying to prove she’s smart to the naysayers and finally reveal her outstanding qualifications for all to see.
Show them what you’ve got, Meghan!
She said something the other day about having “an emoticon” of privacy in regards to soem book about the Obama White House. The word is actually “modicum” but you never know. She probably actually meant “emoticon” cuz she’s so cool and rad and all that.
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Well, like, one thing that like, I like, like about Meghan is that she is like so much more open-minded than the rest of us stick in the mud conservatives. She’s like, better at thinking about stuff and things.
My brain hurts after reading so many “likes”
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Brandon, you sir are awesome!
Like maybe she should go like concentrate on giving hummers, and go buy some shoes & handbags and a little toy dog she’d named Flipflops after her Daddy’s campaign. And like her Daddy’s campaign, Flipflops will fit nicely into said handbags. That and tweeting about like social issues and other white girl guilt campaigns, Ooo! and how like Karl Rove and Ann Coulture give her a major case of the heebie-jeebies. Also she should totally stop whining about how the Real World didn’t want her ass on the show, because like said ass was fat. Because like she is totally playing into MSNBC’s stereo-type of a dumb Republican blondes, and its like totally not chill. Because like for me as a naturally brunette Conservative, her like opinions are useless and like baseless but really, like hurtful ya know? It just makes the rest of conservative women who would be lump in one group with this Trixie, look rahlly rahlly bahd ya know?
*stares off into space drooling* Like totally!
Your just mad cuz she’s “more smarter” than u ;0)
I just want to see her naked!
You’re just saying what (some of) the rest of us are thinking!
Wow, the mind wobbles.
50 points for reference.
Ha! It’s never a bad time for a “Married…with Children” reference.
Meggy Mac = Kelly Bundy #awesomeness
Ding ding ding, 50 points to you. However just so you know after taxes it’s down to 38 points.