Meghan McCain has to be the smartest and most wellest educated political pundit out there right now. She’s not like an icky conservative like a lot of other Republican pundits, but she is like totally a progressive.
She is like totally smart because she uses big words like bedlam and hysteria (I like had to look them up because she’s like wayyyyyyyyyyyyy smarter than me).
You also know she’s really smart because she wrote a book. It got three stars on Amazon, and as everyone knows, three stars is the highest rating for a book like ever. You can tell that this book is totally like super duper good because sexist meanies on the right don’t like the book.
Meghan McCain is also really super awesome because she is a commentator for the bestest cable news network on TV, MSNBC. It’s so much better than that racist, anti-sex, Fox News and they have like totally awesome progressive people like Rachel Maddow and Ed Schultz. They also employ the best television host in the world, Al Sharpton. On MSNBC she gives great commentary like saying that if her daddy endorsed that icky social conservative Rick Santorum that she’d be like slitting her like wrists.
I don’t know why no one like takes Meghan McCain seriously. She like talks really like good and is like hot and has like boobs. And she also does great commentary, like here, where she says that Michele Bachmann is a poor man’s Sarah Palin and then here, where she says Bachmann is actually a thinking man’s Sarah Palin. Like Meghan has to be so smart to think both of those things about like that icky conservative Michele Bachmann.
So do you have any reasons why you think Meghan McCain is like super smart?
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