Now that the initial temper-tantrum is dying down, we’re transitioning into the second act of the play – let’s face it… this is all an act – called, “Occupy Wall Street.” The filthy, spoiled brats, who Adam Carolla correctly pinned as the first generation of no-score-keeping-during-pee-wee-soccer-games coming of age, are now setting their sights on the people who created them: Democrats.
It’s so cute. They had their little camping excursions – the old “running away from home” thing – but now they’re back, still angry, but determined this time, to do something. They are adorably asserting their independence from the Democrats who, as we all know, are the only people who will coddle these malcontents. You could almost believe this was all real if we hadn’t been predicting it since the beginning. Fear not, Misfits. The mushy make-up scene won’t happen until around next summer. For now, there’s still a lot of that tension we love in these chick flicks. For example:
The Occupy D.C. camp is also turning its attention on Democrats’ influence and connection to Wall Street. The group is holding a protest Thursday night outside what it calls a “big-dollar, closed-door” Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee fundraiser in downtown Washington.
“On the two-month anniversary of Occupy D.C. representing the voices and interests of the 99 percent, we will march on a Democratic Party fundraiser charging $5,000-$75,000 a dinner,” the group said. “This elitist event is indicative of how the Democrats represent a major part of our government’s failure to represent 99 percent of its citizenry.”
What did I tell you? ADORABLE. They almost sound convincing.
They even protested – GASP! – Obama!
Protesters Blast “One Percent President” Obama During $2.4M Visit To NYC
WHOA! They called Obama a 1%er? Damn, there’s going to be some major “make-up sex” after that one. If we didn’t know it was all just for show, you might conclude that the hippies realize a lot of their student loans could be paid off with $2.4 million that Obama’s going to be using to spend on expensive ad companies, etc. But who are we kidding? They don’t really care. If they’re sober enough next November, you know they’re going to pull the lever for the O-man.
For the next few months you’ll be seeing more of this kabuki theater and slowly, but surely, the soul-mates will work out their “differences” and sometime before the election, they’ll be holding hands and staring at each other lovingly.
They might even shower.